I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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