How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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