New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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