I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Vodka?
Forever.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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