Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
did i walk over a car last night?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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