We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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