Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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