i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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