i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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