Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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