Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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