The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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