What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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