I got chris browned last night
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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