i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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