I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
