And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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