I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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