haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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