also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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