Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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