Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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