So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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