Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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