dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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