My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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