There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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