I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you win again, gameday.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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