Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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