went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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