Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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