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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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