i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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