i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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