I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
