Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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