I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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