Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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