and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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