4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
When did angry sex become our thing?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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