Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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