Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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