Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You may now shotgun with the bride
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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