you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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