Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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