I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Found the puke drawer
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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