Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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