I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have fence marks all over my body
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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