So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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