Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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