Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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